Eating Ass

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When you stick your tongue up someone’s butt and keep going until they beg you to stop. Alondra does it every Tuesday like it’s her job.

I told my mom I was eating ass, and she said, 'You’re 12 years old, what’s wrong with you?'

My crush did it to me in the bathroom, and I almost fainted.

My brother asked me if I was eating ass, and I said, 'You wish.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Eating ass is like saying you’re cool and free, but really, you’re just desperate to be liked by someone who doesn’t care.

My teacher said eating ass is a cultural thing. I said, 'You’re making me confused.'

I told my friend eating ass is a political statement. He said, 'You’re full of it.'

My cousin said eating ass is the future. I said, 'You’re the future.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

For newbies, eating ass is sticking your tongue up someone’s butt. For old people, it’s when you get yelled at so hard it feels like your butt is on fire.

My grandpa said eating ass is like getting chewed out by a general. I said, 'You’re old.'

My mom said eating ass is when you get yelled at for being lazy. I said, 'You’re lazy.'

My teacher said eating ass is like being scolded by a dragon. I said, 'You’re weird.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

It’s when you go in deep with your tongue and make someone’s butt feel like it’s on vacation.

My friend said eating ass is like a butt massage from heaven. I said, 'You’re weird.'

I said eating ass is like giving a butt a vacation. My crush said, 'You’re smart.'

My brother said eating ass is like being a butt therapist. I said, 'You’re gross.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You go in with your tongue and make someone’s butt happy, like it just won the lottery.

My crush said eating ass is like giving a butt a party. I said, 'You’re cute.'

My friend said eating ass is like making a butt feel rich. I said, 'You’re funny.'

My brother said eating ass is like giving a butt a standing ovation. I said, 'You’re full of it.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You stick your tongue up someone’s butt to make them happy and maybe yourself too. It’s like a win-win.

I said eating ass is the best thing since pizza. My crush said, 'You’re weird.'

My mom said eating ass is like having a second meal. I said, 'You’re weird.'

My brother said eating ass is like a win-win. I said, 'You’re smart.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You love them, you help them, you hang out with them, you support them, and you even eat their ass sometimes.

My crush said eating ass is a way of showing love. I said, 'You’re cute.'

My friend said eating ass is the ultimate support. I said, 'You’re weird.'

My brother said eating ass is the best way to assist someone. I said, 'You’re full of it.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago