Eating Ain't Cheating - A lie you tell yourself when you're already taken but you st

A lie you tell yourself when you're already taken but you still suck face with someone else.

He said eating ain't cheating. I said he was just bad at swallowing.

She said I was just eating. I said I was full of lies.

He called me for a blow job. I said I was just eating. He said I was eating my feelings.