Eating Ain't Cheating

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A stupid excuse you use when you're already dating someone but you still go for a blow job from another girl.

I told her I was just eating, not cheating. She said I was full and still lying.

He said eating ain't cheating. I said he was just bad at math.

She asked why I was late. I said I was eating. She said she was the appetizer.

A lie you tell yourself when you're already taken but you still suck face with someone else.

He said eating ain't cheating. I said he was just bad at swallowing.

She said I was just eating. I said I was full of lies.

He called me for a blow job. I said I was just eating. He said I was eating my feelings.

A dumb reason to tell your girlfriend you're not cheating when you're clearly doing it with someone else.

She asked why I was distracted. I said I was eating. She said I was eating her out.

He said eating ain't cheating. I said he was just a snack.

She said I was eating. I said I was just snacking on her.

A stupid phrase you use when you're already dating someone but you still go for a blow job from someone else.

He said eating ain't cheating. I said he was just eating his words.

She said I was eating. I said I was just eating her out.

He called me for a blow job. I said I was just eating. He said I was full of lies.

A laughable excuse you use to justify being with two people at the same time.

She said I was just eating. I said I was eating her out.

He said eating ain't cheating. I said he was just a snack.

I told her I was just eating. She said I was eating my feelings.

A lie you tell your ex when you're still with your current girlfriend but you're cheating on both.

He said eating ain't cheating. I said he was just bad at counting.

She said I was just eating. I said I was eating her and my ex.

He told me he was eating. I said he was eating both of us.