eating a scone
when someone drops a bomb on you so sudden you can't even think straight because you're too busy laughing like a maniac.
My boss said 'you're eating a scone' and I started laughing so hard I spilled coffee on my pants.
My crush told me a joke about scones and I forgot to breathe for five minutes.
My brother said 'you're eating a scone' and I laughed so loud the dog ran out of the house.