eating a scone

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to get totally blindsided by a joke so hard you can't even form words because your brain short-circuited.
My coworker told me a joke about scones and I literally fell off my chair laughing.
My mom said 'you're eating a scone' and I cried because it was so true.
My friend texted me 'you just ate a scone' and I replied with a photo of myself screaming into a pillow.
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when someone drops a bomb on you so sudden you can't even think straight because you're too busy laughing like a maniac.
My boss said 'you're eating a scone' and I started laughing so hard I spilled coffee on my pants.
My crush told me a joke about scones and I forgot to breathe for five minutes.
My brother said 'you're eating a scone' and I laughed so loud the dog ran out of the house.
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when you're hit with a joke so good it knocks the wind out of you and you just can't stop laughing like a fool.
My teacher told me a scone joke and I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.
My friend texted me 'you're eating a scone' and I replied with a video of me laughing in the shower.
My dad told me a scone joke and I laughed so hard my mom came in to check on me.
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