eatin is cheatin
When a guy gives a woman a head job and thinks he's not cheating, even though he's clearly an idiot for thinking that.
My dad got caught eatin' and said, 'I'm not cheatin', I'm just snackin'.'
My cousin said, 'I'm eatin', I'm not cheatin', and I'm not gonna get caught.'
My uncle said, 'Eatin' is cheatin', but I'm still eatin' and I'm still not cheatin'.'