eatin is cheatin

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A hillbilly way of telling someone they're a total idiot for thinking blowjobs don't count as cheating. Usually a guy giving a woman a head job, but it can be anything you can imagine. It’s like the original EITM call from Richmond VA. If you don’t know what that is, I’ll make you smell my face and you’ll know.

My wife caught me eatin' and she said, 'You're cheatin' and I'm gonna make you regret it.'

My dad told me, 'Eatin' is cheatin', boy, and you're doin' it in the back of the church.'

My mom said, 'You're eatin', you're cheatin', and I'm gonna eat you for dinner.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you give or get a blowjob from someone who's not your significant other, and you're completely dumb for thinking it doesn't count as cheating.

My brother got caught eatin' and said, 'It's not cheating, it's just a snack.'

My neighbor told me, 'Eatin' is cheatin', and you're eatin' like a pig.'

My ex said, 'You were eatin', I was cheatin', and you're still a total waste of breath.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When a guy gives a woman a head job and thinks he's not cheating, even though he's clearly an idiot for thinking that.

My dad got caught eatin' and said, 'I'm not cheatin', I'm just snackin'.'

My cousin said, 'I'm eatin', I'm not cheatin', and I'm not gonna get caught.'

My uncle said, 'Eatin' is cheatin', but I'm still eatin' and I'm still not cheatin'.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago