Eathon
Eathon is a weirdo who’ll make you laugh until you cry. He’s like a weird uncle who shows up at your birthday and tells bad jokes but somehow makes you love him.
Eathon texted me at 2 AM with a picture of a cat wearing a hat and said, 'This is the best joke I’ve ever seen.'
At lunch, Eathon told a story about a sandwich that had a life and it was the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.
Eathon showed up at my house wearing a cape and said he was here to save me from my terrible life.