Eathon

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Eathon is a weirdo who’ll make you laugh until you cry. He’s like a weird uncle who shows up at your birthday and tells bad jokes but somehow makes you love him.

Eathon texted me at 2 AM with a picture of a cat wearing a hat and said, 'This is the best joke I’ve ever seen.'

At lunch, Eathon told a story about a sandwich that had a life and it was the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.

Eathon showed up at my house wearing a cape and said he was here to save me from my terrible life.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Eathon is the kind of person who thinks he’s cool, but he’s actually just a weird guy who smiles like he’s been paid to be happy.

Eathon came to my house wearing socks with dinosaurs on them and said he was the king of socks.

Eathon texted me a picture of his face with a weird smile and said, 'This is my best face.'

Eathon tried to teach me how to dance and it looked like he was trying to fight a robot.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Eathon is a weird person who thinks he's the most fun, but he's just weird and kind of annoying but you still love him.

Eathon showed up at my school wearing a tuxedo and said he was there to 'formalize the friendship.'

Eathon sent me a voice note of him laughing like a maniac while eating pizza at 3 AM.

Eathon told me he was going to be a superhero when he grew up and it was the most ridiculous thing I’d ever heard.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Eathon is the kind of person who’ll make you laugh so hard you’ll probably pee your pants. He’s weird, but he’s also kind of cute.

Eathon sent me a picture of himself wearing a crown and said he was the king of the world.

Eathon came to my house and said he was there to 'cheer me up' and proceeded to do a weird dance.

Eathon told me he had a pet chicken named Steve and it was the weirdest thing I’d ever heard.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Eathon is a strange dude who somehow makes you laugh even when he’s being annoying. He’s got that weird smile that you can’t help but smile back at.

Eathon texted me a voice note of him singing a song about sandwiches and it was the weirdest thing I’d ever heard.

Eathon showed up at my house wearing a hat that said 'I love weird people' and asked me if I was one.

Eathon told me he had a pet dragon and it was the most ridiculous thing I’d ever heard.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Eathon is a weird person who somehow makes you feel like you're best friends even though you just met him. He's got that weird smile that somehow makes you laugh.

Eathon came to my house and said he was there to 'train me to be weird' and it was the most ridiculous thing I’d ever heard.

Eathon sent me a picture of himself with a weird face and said, 'This is my best face ever.'

Eathon told me he was going to be a weird person for life and it was the weirdest thing I’d ever heard.

by Slangipedia 14d ago