Eatages - An eatage is something you吞下, like when you’re too lazy to c

An eatage is something you吞下, like when you’re too lazy to chew. It’s like when you say 'I ate it' but you barely touched it.

I took one bite of that cake. It was an eatage. A sad, tiny eatage.

I swallowed my pride. That was an eatage. A very emotional eatage.

I ate a whole pie. That’s a big eatage. A glorious eatage.