Eatages

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Eatages are the stuff you put in your mouth. If it’s not gross, it’s an eatage. If it’s not gross, it’s not worth eating.

I tried to eat that pizza, and it was like eating cardboard. Not an eatage.

This soup is so bad, it’s not even a real eatage. It’s a fake eatage.

I ate my shoe. That’s an eatage. You’re welcome.

An eatage is something you吞下, like when you’re too lazy to chew. It’s like when you say 'I ate it' but you barely touched it.

I took one bite of that cake. It was an eatage. A sad, tiny eatage.

I swallowed my pride. That was an eatage. A very emotional eatage.

I ate a whole pie. That’s a big eatage. A glorious eatage.