Eatableability
Anything can be eaten if you make it small enough. You don't need a fork or a knife, just a little bit of grit and a lot of courage.
"I ate a whole bicycle. It took 3 hours and 20 minutes."
"I put my TV in a blender. It worked, but I don't recommend it."
"I ate a shopping cart. I got a stomach ache, but I got a badge of honor."