Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The only way to tell how good something is to eat by looking at how squishy, bumpy, and colored it is. It's like a food version of a beauty pageant, and it's all in the genes.

"This pizza is a 10/10 on the eatableability scale, but it's got a side of racism."

"My soup is a 2/10, but it's got a lot of soul."

"That burger is a 7/10, but it's got a little bit of prejudice."

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Anything can be eaten if you make it small enough. You don't need a fork or a knife, just a little bit of grit and a lot of courage.

"I ate a whole bicycle. It took 3 hours and 20 minutes."

"I put my TV in a blender. It worked, but I don't recommend it."

"I ate a shopping cart. I got a stomach ache, but I got a badge of honor."

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3

Eatable means it can be eaten. It's like the basic requirement for being a food. If you can't eat it, what's the point?

"This is eatable. It's not good, but it's eatable."

"That’s not eatable. It’s not even edible."

"It’s eatable, but it's not edible. It’s like a half-baked idea."

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4

Something you don’t get sick just thinking about eating. It's not about how good it is, just about how bad it isn't.

"I wouldn't eat that. It's not eatable, and it's not even edible."

"That cake is eatable, but it's not edible. It’s just okay."

"That pizza is eatable. I didn't throw up, so it's good enough."

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5

A fancy word for food. It's like calling a sandwich a "delicious creation."

"Don’t bring too many eatables, or you’ll be full for a week."

"That’s not an eatable, that’s a plate of guilt."

"He brought ten eatables, and he’s still hungry."

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6

How easy something is to eat. Some people don't know the difference between eatable and edible, and they make it sound like it's a big deal.

"This is edible, but it's not eatable. It's like eating a brick."

"That is eatable, but it's not edible. It's like eating a cloud."

"This is edible and eatable, but it’s not very good."

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7

Food that's not just edible, but it's tasty, easy to eat, and it doesn't make you regret your life choices.

"That cake is eatable. It’s like eating happiness in a plate."

"This burger is eatable. I didn’t cry, so it’s good."

"That pizza is eatable. It's like a dream come true."

by Slangipedia 14d ago