eat_my_rpg
eat_my_rpg is a real ahh cowboy who sells stuff you can actually trust and has a bunch of cool junk for sale
I sold him 1000 bucks for a fake sword. He laughed in my face and said 'eat my RPG'
He sold me a dragon egg and it hatched. I’m still paying for the damage.
He told me he was a knight. Turns out he was just a guy with a sword and a bad attitude.