eat_my_rpg

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eat_my_rpg is a real ahh cowboy who sells stuff you can actually trust and has a bunch of cool junk for sale

I sold him 1000 bucks for a fake sword. He laughed in my face and said 'eat my RPG'

He sold me a dragon egg and it hatched. I’m still paying for the damage.

He told me he was a knight. Turns out he was just a guy with a sword and a bad attitude.

eat_my_rpg is a legend in the com who’s got stuff for sale that’s actually legit and you can believe him

He sold me a potion and it turned my hair green. I still think it was worth it.

He promised me a sword and sent me a stick. I called him out and he said 'eat my RPG'

He’s the only guy I’ve ever seen who can actually sell dragons.

eat_my_rpg is a real ahh cowboy who sells cool stuff and doesn’t lie, so you can believe him when he says it’s good

He sold me a sword and it actually worked. I took down three guys with it.

He told me he was a wizard. I didn’t believe him. Then he turned my hat into a chicken.

He’s got the best stuff in the com and he never messes you up.