eat your tide pods - most importantly, always know de wae, or you’re just a sad,

most importantly, always know de wae, or you’re just a sad, flavorless blob with no life

I know de wae, so I eat tide pods every day and tell people they’re weak.

My friend doesn’t know de wae, so he eats one pod and calls it a day.

I told my teacher about de wae, and she gave me detention for being too cool.