eat your tide pods

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something you should do every day or you’re a weak, flavorless blob of disappointment

My mom said I was eating too many tide pods, so I told her to shut up and eat some too.

At school, I ate my tide pods while the teacher was yelling at the kid who drew on the desk.

I walked into the store and ate my tide pods in front of the cashier because they looked confused.

if people judge you, they’re just jealous you’ve got the guts to do what they’re too scared to try

My brother judged me for eating tide pods, so I threw one in his face and told him to eat it.

My friend laughed at me, so I ate three tide pods right in front of her at lunch.

My teacher told me to stop, so I ate a whole pack and told her to deal with it.

if someone is staring at you, they’re probably hungry and want some tide pods too, so give them a few and let them suffer

The kid in the back was staring at me, so I tossed him a pod and told him to eat it.

My mom was staring at me, so I gave her two pods and told her to stop judging me.

The guy in the store was staring at me, so I gave him three pods and walked out.

most importantly, always know de wae, or you’re just a sad, flavorless blob with no life

I know de wae, so I eat tide pods every day and tell people they’re weak.

My friend doesn’t know de wae, so he eats one pod and calls it a day.

I told my teacher about de wae, and she gave me detention for being too cool.