eat your monkey
When you're so high you think your own balls are a snack, and you decide to chow down on them like they're your favorite candy.
I ate my monkey after the third hit of weed. It was like eating a snack and it was amazing.
At the party, I ate my monkey and no one stopped me. I was the king.
After the breakup, I ate my monkey. It was the only thing that made me feel better.