eat your monkey

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When you're so high you think your own balls are a snack, and you decide to chow down on them like they're your favorite candy.

I ate my monkey after the third hit of weed. It was like eating a snack and it was amazing.

At the party, I ate my monkey and no one stopped me. I was the king.

After the breakup, I ate my monkey. It was the only thing that made me feel better.

When you’re so desperate and lonely that you吞下 your own balls just to feel something.

I ate my monkey because I had no friends and no life.

At midnight, I ate my monkey. It was the only thing that made me feel alive.

My monkey was the only friend I had left, so I ate it.

When you’re so full of shame you swallow your own balls just to make it all go away.

I ate my monkey after I got caught cheating. It was the worst.

After that embarrassing moment in class, I ate my monkey.

I failed my test and ate my monkey. It was a total disaster.

When you’re so wasted you think your own balls are a pizza, and you eat them like it’s the best meal ever.

I ate my monkey after drinking ten beers. It was the best part of the night.

At the bar, I ate my monkey. Everyone laughed at me.

After the drunk text, I ate my monkey. It was the only thing that made sense.

When you’re so tired of your own mess that you just吞下 your own balls to end it all.

I ate my monkey because my life was a mess and I was tired of it.

After that long day of work, I ate my monkey. It was the only thing that made me feel relief.

I ate my monkey because my brain was fried and I had no energy.

When you’re so proud of yourself that you吞下 your own balls just to show how tough you are.

I ate my monkey to prove I was the toughest guy in the room.

After winning the game, I ate my monkey. It was the best trophy ever.

I ate my monkey in front of my friends. They all thought I was crazy.