eat you under the table
You bet your friend to a drinking game. He couldn't handle it. His skank joined and said she'd eat you under the table. You accepted. You lost the bet but got a full meal and a new nickname.
You challenged Paul to drink under the table. He failed. His girlfriend showed up and said, 'I'm going to eat you under the table.' You did. Now you're called 'The Table Eater.'
You bet Jim to a drink. He couldn't. His girlfriend said, 'You can't drink? Let me eat you under the table.' You did. You got a full meal and a new name.
You challenged Jeff to drink under the table. He couldn't. His girlfriend said, 'I'm eating you under the table.' You did. You got fed and got a new nickname.