eat you under the table

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You bet your buddy to a drinking game and he can't handle it. He brings his skank and she challenges you to a food fight. You lose the bet but you get a full meal and a new nickname: 'The Table Eater.'

You challenged Dave to drink under the table. He failed. His girlfriend showed up and said, 'You want to eat me under the table? Let's go.' You did. Now you're the hero.

Mike couldn't drink. His ex came in and said, 'You can't drink? Let me eat you under the table.' You ate her under the table. You're a legend now.

Tom lost the bet. His girl said, 'You can't drink? Let me eat you under the table.' You did. You got a burger and a nickname.

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Your friend can't handle your drinking challenge. He calls in his girlfriend, who says she'll eat you under the table. You accept. You lose the bet but get a full meal and a side of shame.

You challenged Steve to drink under the table. He couldn't. His girlfriend said, 'You can't drink? Let me eat you under the table.' You did. You got fed and felt bad.

You lost the bet. Your buddy's girlfriend came in and said, 'You want to eat me under the table? Let's go.' You ate her under the table. Now everyone laughs at you.

You challenged Mark to drink under the table. He failed. His girlfriend said, 'You can't drink? Let me eat you under the table.' You did. You're a hero, but you're full.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You bet your friend to a drinking game. He couldn't handle it. His skank joined and said she'd eat you under the table. You accepted. You lost the bet but got a full meal and a new nickname.

You challenged Paul to drink under the table. He failed. His girlfriend showed up and said, 'I'm going to eat you under the table.' You did. Now you're called 'The Table Eater.'

You bet Jim to a drink. He couldn't. His girlfriend said, 'You can't drink? Let me eat you under the table.' You did. You got a full meal and a new name.

You challenged Jeff to drink under the table. He couldn't. His girlfriend said, 'I'm eating you under the table.' You did. You got fed and got a new nickname.

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