eat the paper - It's like telling someone to eat crap, but instead of crap,

It's like telling someone to eat crap, but instead of crap, it's paper you used to wipe that crap from your butt.

My cousin told me to eat the paper after I told him his dog was ugly.

My teacher told me to eat the paper because I talked during the test.

My brother told me to eat the paper because I took his last piece of pizza.