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If you eat pizza in the shower and don't feel anything, you're not gay, you're just a weirdo who doesn't know what's happening.

I ate pizza in the shower and didn't feel anything. My dog looked at me like I was a weirdo.

My friend tried eating pizza in the shower and didn't feel anything. Now he's a weirdo.

I ate pizza in the shower and didn't feel anything. My sister said I was a weirdo who didn't know what was happening.