eat pizza in the shower

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If you eat pizza in the shower and don't feel anything, you're either gay or you're a dead man walking.

My cousin ate pizza in the shower and didn't feel anything. Now he's dead. Literally.

I tried eating pizza in the shower and didn't feel anything. My mom said I was either gay or I was gonna die soon.

Eating pizza in the shower and not feeling anything? That's the gayest thing I've ever seen.

If you eat pizza in the shower and don't feel anything, you're not gay, you're just a weirdo who doesn't know what's happening.

I ate pizza in the shower and didn't feel anything. My dog looked at me like I was a weirdo.

My friend tried eating pizza in the shower and didn't feel anything. Now he's a weirdo.

I ate pizza in the shower and didn't feel anything. My sister said I was a weirdo who didn't know what was happening.

If you eat pizza in the shower and don't feel anything, you're not gay, you're just a fool who's going to regret it later.

I ate pizza in the shower and didn't feel anything. Now I regret it. Big time.

My brother ate pizza in the shower and didn't feel anything. He now regrets it like it's his last day on Earth.

I tried eating pizza in the shower and didn't feel anything. Later I regretted it so much, I cried.