eat n smoke - Real potheads don’t roll up the smoke just because the dinne

Real potheads don’t roll up the smoke just because the dinner is on the table. They wait for the kitchen to explode.

I waited for the microwave to catch fire before I even touched my sandwich.

The spliff was more important than the lasagna. The lasagna didn’t even know it.

I didn’t eat. I got high and laughed at the burnt broccoli.