eat n smoke

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True stoners don’t light up just because the food is hot. They wait for the main course to be thrown out.

I didn’t touch my pizza. The spliff was calling my name.

Why eat when you can get high and watch the food burn?

The main dish was a side show. The weed was the star.

Real potheads don’t roll up the smoke just because the dinner is on the table. They wait for the kitchen to explode.

I waited for the microwave to catch fire before I even touched my sandwich.

The spliff was more important than the lasagna. The lasagna didn’t even know it.

I didn’t eat. I got high and laughed at the burnt broccoli.

Real potheads don’t light up just because the food is ready. They wait for the dinner to be a total mess.

I didn’t eat. I watched the soup overflow and got high.

The spaghetti was a disaster. The spliff was a masterpiece.

I got high before the cake was even cut. The cake didn’t even matter.