Eat My Soup
To chow down on someone's private parts like they're a bowl of hot, greasy, cheese-laden noodles. Also, what’s bubbling in their pants like a fart in a jar.
My mom said, 'Eat my soup, kid, or I'll make you eat my cereal too.'
He said, 'You think you're tough? Eat my soup, and I'll make you cry.'
She texted, 'You better eat my soup or I'll send you a video of my cat eating your soup.'