Eat My Soup

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To chow down on someone's private parts like they're a bowl of hot, greasy, cheese-laden noodles. Also, what’s bubbling in their pants like a fart in a jar.
My mom said, 'Eat my soup, kid, or I'll make you eat my cereal too.'
He said, 'You think you're tough? Eat my soup, and I'll make you cry.'
She texted, 'You better eat my soup or I'll send you a video of my cat eating your soup.'
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When some idiot tries to take all the glory for something you did, like they’re the star of the show and you’re just the backup dancer.
My friend said, 'I did all the work, and you're just here to take the credit!'
He messaged, 'You think you're the best? I did that first!'
She said, 'Don’t even think about taking my credit. I’ll eat your soup.'
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