eat meowt
A very forward way of showing interest, like throwing a banana peel in someone’s path. If you’re a guy and say it to a girl, you might end up with a slap that makes you question your life choices.
'Eat meowt' was my message to my crush. She slapped me so hard I fell into the hallway.
I said 'Eat meowt' to my crush in class. She slapped me and the teacher gave me detention.
'Eat meowt' came out of my mouth. She slapped me and said, 'You’re the worst flirt ever.'