eat meowt

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A no-holds-barred way to flirt that’s so obvious it’s like screaming your love from the rooftop. If you’re a guy and say it to a girl, you might end up with a face full of slap and a lot of embarrassment.

'Eat meowt' said the guy who just walked into the lunchroom. The girl looked at him like he was a walking disaster.

'Eat meowt' came out of my mouth before I could think. Now I’m stuck with a red face and a slap.

'Eat meowt' was my text to my crush. She replied with a photo of her hand slapping my face.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A bold way to show your interest, like throwing a punch at someone’s heart. If you’re a guy and say it to a girl, you might get a slap that echoes through the entire school.

'Eat meowt' was my way of saying hello to my crush. She said hello back by slapping me in the face.

I texted 'Eat meowt' to my crush. She replied with a photo of her hand and a face full of rage.

At the party, I said 'Eat meowt' to a girl. She responded by slapping me so hard I fell over.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A super direct way of flirting that could get you in trouble. If you’re a guy and say it to a girl, you might get a slap so hard it feels like you were hit by a truck.

'Eat meowt' was my message to my crush. She replied with a video of me being slapped by her mom.

I said 'Eat meowt' to my crush in the hallway. She slapped me so hard I tripped over my own feet.

'Eat meowt' came out of my mouth. She slapped me and said, 'You’re lucky I didn’t call the cops.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A way to flirt that’s so forward it might get you in trouble. If you’re a guy and say it to a girl, you might end up with a slap that leaves you wondering if you’ll ever walk straight again.

'Eat meowt' was my message. She responded with a slap so hard I felt it in my teeth.

At the bus stop, I said 'Eat meowt' to my crush. She slapped me and said, 'You’re the worst.'

I texted 'Eat meowt' to my crush. She replied with a photo of me crying from the slap.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A very forward way of showing interest, like throwing a banana peel in someone’s path. If you’re a guy and say it to a girl, you might end up with a slap that makes you question your life choices.

'Eat meowt' was my message to my crush. She slapped me so hard I fell into the hallway.

I said 'Eat meowt' to my crush in class. She slapped me and the teacher gave me detention.

'Eat meowt' came out of my mouth. She slapped me and said, 'You’re the worst flirt ever.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago