eat hummus
When you go down on a Jewish girl or a girl who looks like she’s related to a Torah. It’s like eating the best sandwich of your life, but also the worst.
I went down on my cousin. She said it was like eating hummus. I said it was like being tortured by a Torah.
My friend went down on a girl who looked like she came out of a Bible. He said it was like eating hummus. I said it was like eating the entire Middle East.
I went down on my neighbor. She said it was the best hummus she’d ever had. I said I’d rather eat hummus than her.