Eat her out day - Eat her out day happens in July and August but only if her n

Eat her out day happens in July and August but only if her name starts with R. Otherwise, you're just a loser.

My friend said, 'Your name doesn't start with R, so you're just a loser!'

My girlfriend said, 'My name starts with R, so you better eat me out!'

My dad said, 'You're a loser if your name doesn't start with R!'