Eat her out day

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May 27th is national eat her out day! Don’t be a pussy, be a man and eat her out!

My mom said, 'You better eat her out or I'll eat you out!'

I told my brother, 'You're gonna eat her out or I'll eat you out!'

My girlfriend said, 'If you don't eat me out, I'll eat your face out!'

October 25th is when you get to eat her out! Don’t be a chicken, be a man and do it!

My dad said, 'You're eating her out today or I'll eat your lunch out!'

My friend said, 'You're eating her out or I'll eat you out in the hallway!'

My girlfriend said, 'If you don't eat me out, I'll eat your soul out!'

April 14th is when you eat her out! Don’t be a baby, be a man and do it!

My brother said, 'You're eating her out today or I'll eat your face out!'

My girlfriend said, 'If you don't eat me out, I'll eat your heart out!'

My mom said, 'You're eating her out or I'll eat you out in the kitchen!'

Eat her out day happens in July and August but only if her name starts with R. Otherwise, you're just a loser.

My friend said, 'Your name doesn't start with R, so you're just a loser!'

My girlfriend said, 'My name starts with R, so you better eat me out!'

My dad said, 'You're a loser if your name doesn't start with R!'

March 17th is when you get to eat your girlfriend out all day and all night. Don’t be a wimp!

My brother said, 'You're eating your girlfriend out today or I'll eat you out!'

My girlfriend said, 'If you don't eat me out, I'll eat your face out!'

My dad said, 'You're eating your girlfriend out all day and all night or I'll eat you out in the kitchen!'