Eat fuck
Eating food, dropping everything, and going straight to sex like it’s your full-time job.
"I ate my sandwich, dropped my pencil, and went straight to the bathroom.", The kid who ate fuck
"I ate my burger, dropped my phone, and went straight to the vending machine.", The kid who ate fuck
"I ate my pizza, dropped my backpack, and went straight to the hallway.", The kid who ate fuck