Eat fuck

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When you tell someone to eat shit, then tell them to get lost, then tell them to go fuck themselves because you're too lazy to think of anything else.
"Eat fuck, get lost, go fuck yourself, I don't care!", The kid who failed math and now hates life
"Eat fuck, get lost, go fuck yourself, I'm gonna go eat pizza.", The kid who failed math and now loves life
"Eat fuck, get lost, go fuck yourself, I'm gonna eat your face.", The kid who failed math and now hates his face
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Walking into a room while two people are having sex and biting the lady’s crotch like it’s a sandwich while the guy’s still inside her.
"I walked in and ate her crotch like it was a pizza.", The kid who walked in on his teacher’s lunch break
"I bit her crotch and the guy looked confused.", The kid who walked in on his teacher’s lunch break
"I took one bite and the guy ran out.", The kid who walked in on his teacher’s lunch break
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When something is so awesome you accuse it of eating spaghetti because both are equally awesome and you’re too lazy to say anything else.
"This pizza is so good, it must have eaten spaghetti.", The kid who got free pizza
"This dog is so cute, I think it ate spaghetti.", The kid who got free pizza
"This game is so fun, it ate spaghetti and I’m jealous.", The kid who got free pizza
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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See wordBritish/word, it’s the same thing but with more Britishness and less clarity.
"Eat fuck, get lost, go fuck yourself, and don’t forget your tea.", The British kid who walked in on his teacher’s lunch break
"Eat fuck, get lost, go fuck yourself, and don’t forget your crumpets.", The British kid who walked in on his teacher’s lunch break
"Eat fuck, get lost, go fuck yourself, and don’t forget your tea and crumpets.", The British kid who walked in on his teacher’s lunch break
by Slangipedia 14d ago
5
Eating food, dropping everything, and going straight to sex like it’s your full-time job.
"I ate my sandwich, dropped my pencil, and went straight to the bathroom.", The kid who ate fuck
"I ate my burger, dropped my phone, and went straight to the vending machine.", The kid who ate fuck
"I ate my pizza, dropped my backpack, and went straight to the hallway.", The kid who ate fuck
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A useless office worker who only lives to eat cake and do nothing all day. They’re the reason your boss is so angry.
"I eat cake all day and do nothing. That’s my job.", The office worker who eats cake
"I eat cake, I do nothing, I’m paid to do it.", The office worker who eats cake
"I eat cake, I do nothing, I’m the best worker here.", The office worker who eats cake
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A way to yell at someone without caring about their gender or what they did. It’s just mean and loud.
"Eat fuck, get lost, go fuck yourself, and I don’t care who you are.", The kid who failed math and now hates everyone
"Eat fuck, get lost, go fuck yourself, and I don’t care if you’re a girl.", The kid who failed math and now hates everyone
"Eat fuck, get lost, go fuck yourself, and I don’t care if you’re a boy.", The kid who failed math and now hates everyone
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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