Eat fuck
A useless office worker who only lives to eat cake and do nothing all day. They’re the reason your boss is so angry.
"I eat cake all day and do nothing. That’s my job.", The office worker who eats cake
"I eat cake, I do nothing, I’m paid to do it.", The office worker who eats cake
"I eat cake, I do nothing, I’m the best worker here.", The office worker who eats cake