eat at the downstairs restaurant
When you take a bite of the most delicious part of someone and hope they don’t notice
He said he was just eating at the downstairs restaurant, but I know he was licking my toes.
She texted me, 'You’re eating at the downstairs restaurant again? I’m not even wearing pants.'
My buddy got caught eating at the downstairs restaurant and had to run out of the restaurant like a coward.