eat at the downstairs restaurant

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When you take a bite of the most delicious part of someone and hope they don’t notice
He said he was just eating at the downstairs restaurant, but I know he was licking my toes.
She texted me, 'You’re eating at the downstairs restaurant again? I’m not even wearing pants.'
My buddy got caught eating at the downstairs restaurant and had to run out of the restaurant like a coward.
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The most embarrassing way to show affection while eating
My mom caught me eating at the downstairs restaurant and said I needed to eat more vegetables.
He ate at the downstairs restaurant during a Zoom meeting and got fired.
She said she was eating at the downstairs restaurant, but I saw her wearing a hat and a scarf.
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When you’re too busy licking someone’s feet to notice the rest of the world
He was eating at the downstairs restaurant and didn’t even hear his mom call him.
She ate at the downstairs restaurant during class and got detention.
My brother was eating at the downstairs restaurant and forgot about his birthday.
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