Eat a dick glazed in shit
A phrase you scream when something is so bad, it makes you want to throw up and cry at the same time.
My sister told me I was ugly. I said 'Eat a dick glazed in shit!' and ate her lunch.
I failed my math test. I said 'Eat a dick glazed in shit!' and kicked my desk.
My friend drew on my face. I said 'Eat a dick glazed in shit!' and ran out of the room.