Eat a dick glazed in shit

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A shout of pure hatred when something smells like a dead rat in a sewer.
My mom tried to make me eat a sock. I said 'Eat a dick glazed in shit!' and she cried.
He spilled coffee on my shoes. I yelled 'Eat a dick glazed in shit!' and walked away.
When my dog ate my homework, I screamed 'Eat a dick glazed in shit!' and threw a pillow.
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A loud cry when you see something so gross, it makes your stomach want to punch your face.
I saw my brother’s breakfast. I said 'Eat a dick glazed in shit!' and ran outside.
My teacher gave me a pop quiz. I said 'Eat a dick glazed in shit!' and drew a mustache on her face.
My dad ate a whole sandwich. I said 'Eat a dick glazed in shit!' and hid under my bed.
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A phrase you scream when something is so bad, it makes you want to throw up and cry at the same time.
My sister told me I was ugly. I said 'Eat a dick glazed in shit!' and ate her lunch.
I failed my math test. I said 'Eat a dick glazed in shit!' and kicked my desk.
My friend drew on my face. I said 'Eat a dick glazed in shit!' and ran out of the room.
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