easyjetlag
Feeling like a zombie after being dragged out of bed at a stupid time to catch a flight that costs less than your coffee addiction.
I got up at 4 a. m. for a flight. I looked like a zombie and smelled like old pizza.
I took a flight at 5 a. m. and I was more alive when I was in a coma.
Waking up at 4 a. m. for a flight? I’d rather get a tattoo than do that again.