easyjetlag

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The curse of waking up at 4 a. m. to fly with a cheap airline that makes you feel like you’ve been run over by a bus and then charged for it.

I got up at 4 in the morning to catch a flight and now I feel like I was hit by a truck. EasyJet is the worst.

Waking up at 4 a. m. for a Ryanair flight? I’d rather do a prison sentence.

EasyJet is like getting a punch in the gut at 4 a. m. and then being told you can’t bring a snack.

When you’re so drained from getting up early for a budget flight that you could fall asleep in a taxidermy shop.

I got up at 4 a. m. for a flight. I could have slept through a funeral.

I took a flight at 5 a. m. and I was so tired I fell asleep on the plane and didn’t wake up until I landed.

Waking up at 4 a. m. for a flight? I was more awake when I was in the hospital.

Feeling like a zombie after being dragged out of bed at a stupid time to catch a flight that costs less than your coffee addiction.

I got up at 4 a. m. for a flight. I looked like a zombie and smelled like old pizza.

I took a flight at 5 a. m. and I was more alive when I was in a coma.

Waking up at 4 a. m. for a flight? I’d rather get a tattoo than do that again.