easyJet Fanboy
A guy who worships easyJet like it’s a religion. He’s got more sexual partners than a priest. He’s the king of the school, and he’s going to fly around Europe in his glory.
'easyJet is my religion. I fly, I get laid, I rule.'
'I slept with 6 girls this week. 3 of them are coming to my house tomorrow.'
'I’m not just a fan. I’m a god. And I’m flying a plane. That’s what the rest of you do for a living.'