easyJet Fanboy

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A guy who thinks easyJet is the best thing since sliced bread. He’s got more girls than a brothel, gets laid every night, and everyone else is just jealous. He’d rather fly a plane than have a normal job.

'easyJet is the only airline worth flying. The rest are for plebs.'

'I got 3 girls to come to my house last night. All of them said they’d fly with me anytime.'

'I’m not just flying planes. I’m flying dreams, and my dreams involve a lot of girls.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy who worships easyJet like it’s a religion. He’s got more sexual partners than a priest. He’s the king of the school, and he’s going to fly around Europe in his glory.

'easyJet is my religion. I fly, I get laid, I rule.'

'I slept with 6 girls this week. 3 of them are coming to my house tomorrow.'

'I’m not just a fan. I’m a god. And I’m flying a plane. That’s what the rest of you do for a living.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago