Easy C-Z - You’re shitting like it’s your job while sipping on a soda t

You’re shitting like it’s your job while sipping on a soda that’s so cold it could probably freeze your brain.

I’m pooping like I’ve got a paycheck coming in.

This Coke Zero is so cold I think I saw my toes cry.

I’m doing my business and sipping on a soda like it’s a fancy drink.