Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re pooping like a champ while chugging a soda so cold it’s got a chance to freeze your ass.

I just did my business and drank a Coke Zero like it was my ex’s last text.

Pooping and sipping on a Coke Zero is my version of a spa day.

I’m not lazy, I’m just doing my thing while I sip on a Coke Zero.

2

You’re crapping out a masterpiece while sipping on a soda that tastes like it came from the devil’s fridge.

I made a dookie log so good it should be on Instagram.

That Coke Zero was so cold it made my toes scream.

I just did my business like I was in a commercial.

3

You’re shitting like it’s your job while sipping on a soda that’s so cold it could probably freeze your brain.

I’m pooping like I’ve got a paycheck coming in.

This Coke Zero is so cold I think I saw my toes cry.

I’m doing my business and sipping on a soda like it’s a fancy drink.

4

You’re crapping out a log so smooth it could be a celebrity while sipping on a soda that’s got some serious chill.

My dookie log is so good it’s got a modeling career.

This Coke Zero is so cold it could probably make snow.

I’m doing my business and sipping like I’m in a luxury suite.

5

You’re taking a dump while sipping on a soda like it’s the last drop of water on Earth.

I just pooped like it was the end times.

That Coke Zero was so good I almost cried.

I’m doing my business like it’s a life-or-death situation.

6

You’re crapping out a log while sipping on a soda that tastes like it was made by a witch in a cave.

My dookie log is so good it should be on a pedestal.

This Coke Zero is so cold it could probably freeze my soul.

I’m doing my business and sipping on a soda that’s got some magic in it.