Easy C-Z
You’re pooping like a champ while chugging a soda so cold it’s got a chance to freeze your ass.
I just did my business and drank a Coke Zero like it was my ex’s last text.
Pooping and sipping on a Coke Zero is my version of a spa day.
I’m not lazy, I’m just doing my thing while I sip on a Coke Zero.