Easub
A man who can be the worst human being or the best human being. He'll either rip your face off or give you a bear hug and a cookie. Don't know what he'll do next.
He called me a 'dumbass' for not finishing my homework, then gave me candy and said I was 'a good friend.'
He screamed at me for 10 minutes, then brought me soup and said I was 'a strong person.'
He yelled at me because I forgot his birthday, then sent me a 30-minute video of him singing me a song.