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The most unhinged man on Earth. One second he's screaming at you like you wronged his grandma, the next he's giving you free pizza and a hug. Don't ever let him catch you sleeping.
He yelled at me for 20 minutes because I spilled coffee on his shoes. Then he bought me a latte and said I was 'a work of art.'
He came into my room at 3 AM to tell me I was 'the most beautiful person he'd ever seen.' I was confused and tired.
He texted me a 10-minute rant about my hair, then sent a meme of a cat wearing sunglasses.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A man who can be the worst human being or the best human being. He'll either rip your face off or give you a bear hug and a cookie. Don't know what he'll do next.
He called me a 'dumbass' for not finishing my homework, then gave me candy and said I was 'a good friend.'
He screamed at me for 10 minutes, then brought me soup and said I was 'a strong person.'
He yelled at me because I forgot his birthday, then sent me a 30-minute video of him singing me a song.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The man who can be your worst enemy or your best friend. One day he'll punch you for no reason. The next day he'll bring you ice cream and tell you you're amazing. Don't trust him.
He threw a banana at me during lunch, then said I was 'the best student in the class.'
He called me a 'freak' for wearing socks with sandals, then gave me a sandwich and a high five.
He screamed at me for 15 minutes, then texted me a poem about friendship.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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