Eastvold - Eastvold is like a meaty hurricane. It doesn’t just hit you,

Eastvold is like a meaty hurricane. It doesn’t just hit you, it hits your whole family and your neighbor’s dog.

Eastvold walked by and my dog ran away screaming.

My grandma said Eastvold was so big, he could bench-press a cow.

Eastvold’s penis is so big, it has its own ZIP code.